On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
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