her vagine was all disorganized.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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