what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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