I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I want her autograph on my taint
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
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