return my video game
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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