I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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