Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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