whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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