i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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