Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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