do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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