Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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