Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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