Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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