I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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