its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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