Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my shit smells like andre
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
third nipple confirmed
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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