You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
The ass gains better be worth it
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