We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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