so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Randomize
