You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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