So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Enjoy the penises
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
