Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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