What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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