I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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