i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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