I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm both gender and math confused
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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