I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
We got so high we made milksteak
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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