I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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