I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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