I'm really into asian looking animals
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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