if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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