i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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