okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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