just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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