Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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