morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
And then he peed in my hair
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