I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
If that was your dad, he is hot
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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