Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
