i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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