The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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