Don't you send me to vm
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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