whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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