Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Randomize
