Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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