I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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