i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I look excited, but its just a facade.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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