But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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