Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
We were destined to go to rehab together
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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