the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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