and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Randomize
