I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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