I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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