yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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