Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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